Random Acts of Insanity

Good luck to you. I hope you are feeling better. ...

2010-02-18T13:03:54.340-08:00

Good luck to you. I hope you are feeling better. As mono girl, I can totally feel your pain.

It was only one fetus and you said you wouldn'...

2010-02-16T21:16:14.961-08:00

It was only one fetus and you said you wouldn't tell anyone!

Save for the gaping hole in your amber-avatar'...

2010-02-16T00:50:10.175-08:00

Save for the gaping hole in your amber-avatar's face, much much much better second comic!

Well, I still think you are awesome. You can'...

2010-02-14T10:47:06.504-08:00

Well, I still think you are awesome. You can't change my mind. And frankly I have nothing better to do than wait for you to post again, so my feelings aren't hurt.

Sex organs are funny. Period. Do not question yo...

2010-02-12T18:01:01.843-08:00

Sex organs are funny. Period. Do not question your use of them. It may be that only ten-year-old boys laugh out loud, but we all laugh on the inside when someone says the word penis.

And you could just penis fence by building a fence out of dildos. Why must it always devolve into violence?

And just so you know, my word verification to post...

2010-02-12T17:53:40.090-08:00

And just so you know, my word verification to post that comment was penosa, which I read as peenosa which my head quickly translated as the spanish version of peen. And then I snorted.

I would have totally gone to college if I could ha...

2010-02-12T17:52:33.507-08:00

I would have totally gone to college if I could have you in my class to keep me from getting bored.

causes the release* of

2010-02-11T09:32:22.356-08:00

causes the release* of

Foodgasms are awesome and amazing, so associating ...

2010-02-11T09:31:35.981-08:00

Foodgasms are awesome and amazing, so associating food with orgasms really isn't that weird (to me, atleast). From a scientific perspective (speculatively), tasty food most likely causes the realise of the same feel-good chemicals that would be generated by an orgasm. So, from your biology point-of-view, it is still not weird.

<3 food

You are most definitely welcome. You cannot even i...

2010-02-10T02:55:49.480-08:00

You are most definitely welcome. You cannot even imagine the proportion my ego swells to every time you comment. I think that you are one of the biggest reasons that my ego is getting so much bigger and thus contributing significantly to global warming.

Good job at killing the environment. Jerk.

This is either a reaaaalllly good thing, or a mode...

2010-02-09T21:19:41.984-08:00

This is either a reaaaalllly good thing, or a moderately bad thing. I guess I will find out at some point in the future.

Thanks for blessing my humble blog with your awesome presence. :D

You are going to get some really bizarre google se...

2010-02-09T19:28:08.515-08:00

You are going to get some really bizarre google searches from this post alone.

Thank you for the fix! I have been waiting patien...

2010-02-09T11:18:58.436-08:00

Thank you for the fix! I have been waiting patiently, but I have ADD, so it has been difficult. Going to check out your comic in the mean time! I hope you get rested up. Mostly for selfish reasons. I want to be entertained. DANCE! Sorry, lack of communication with the outside world is causing my social skills to deteriorate at and alarming pace.

You better not get too rusty on Our super awesome ...

2010-02-05T13:45:20.864-08:00

You better not get too rusty on Our super awesome handshake!

I need a new web comic to read, btw, so hurry up ^^

How do you find you connect with someone who only ...

2010-02-05T10:13:45.033-08:00

How do you find you connect with someone who only cusses once a month? Is it related to her period? I bet it is. You should totally track that shit, except maybe you might have another roommate who wouldn't want to hang out with you anymore.

Hmm, I can tell this is going to be a huge ass comment, but I have been quarantined so long I have lost the ability to socially connect correctly.

I already love your comic. Please finish that up!

And you might want to take Ashleigh off of any sugar products. Except she sounds fanfuckingtastic the way she is so maybe you should try more sugar and then take her grocery shopping. I guarantee you will not be disappointed .

Also I just found out that Modzila is not spell checking these comments and I rely too heavily on that so I may think I am communicating but really I am just saying, yoo arh sooper kool. Did I mention I have mono? Excused!

@Amilayne I have no idea. I need to get on plannin...

2010-02-04T13:10:50.977-08:00

@Amilayne I have no idea. I need to get on planning that. When you come down for the Murder Mystery, we can TOTALLY have the wedding. And film it. OH MY GOD WE ARE DOING THIS!

@Dawn: Thanks for stopping by. I really appreciate it. :D And yes, I think it does mean I inherit her maple syrup kingdom. Definitely checking into this.

@Shakes McGee, AKA monogirl You teach me something new about the stalker manual everyday. Soon I will be a peer-reviewed scholar on stalking. Bless you.

Also, no. Feeling at home in my insanity is a common side effect of being insane already. :D

Mono Girl again. Google changed my name when I sig...

2010-02-04T09:43:44.669-08:00

Mono Girl again. Google changed my name when I signed up to follow you. Steps two and three in the stalker manual. Step one is announcing that you are not a stalker in your first comment. Then I give you a false name and then I follow you.

I feel at home in your insanity, is that bad?

Hey you and Aunt Jemima could be twins! Does that ...

2010-02-04T08:58:58.084-08:00

Hey you and Aunt Jemima could be twins! Does that mean you get to inherit the Maple Syrup business? I'd look into that if I were you!
LOL!
Just stopping by from The Bloggess!

So when's the Peen/Vag wedding? I'll be lo...

2010-02-03T21:31:25.502-08:00

So when's the Peen/Vag wedding? I'll be looking for an invitation in my mailbox.

HURRAY! You came back! That means I did not scare ...

2010-02-03T11:21:09.646-08:00

HURRAY! You came back! That means I did not scare you off. Hahah. Glad I could provide more entertainment and a distinct lack of what to expect.

In case you have not noticed, I am slightly insane.

I, too, prefer the peen when I am not busy asexually budding and creating an army of me to take over the moon. So, I guess in retrospect that I wish I had thought that post through a little more.

Oh, by the way, I LOVE Sir Peen. You are awesome!...

2010-02-03T08:50:13.284-08:00

Oh, by the way, I LOVE Sir Peen. You are awesome! And as I see by his name, I did spell that right in my last comment.

Mono Victim again -- Um, wow. I, uh, hmmm. I rea...

2010-02-03T08:48:32.497-08:00

Mono Victim again -- Um, wow. I, uh, hmmm. I read all of your archive posts yesterday. I thought I was prepared for a new one. I was so wrong. I don't think I have ever been more wrong. About anything.

I am pretty sure I will dream about those attacking me tonight. (The vajayjays, not the jews.) I hope that doesn't make me a lesbian as I personally like the peen (sp?). But, if that happens, I am totally holding you responsible. Which means you will have to become my girlfriend.

I bet you are now wishing you had thought that post through a little more.

Hahahah. Well thank you Jennifer. I am glad to off...

2010-02-02T20:39:20.369-08:00

Hahahah. Well thank you Jennifer. I am glad to offer you a a little bit of entertainment. I hope you will keep reading. :D

Seriously, LOVE YOU. I don't know it what ord...

2010-02-02T11:13:28.054-08:00

Seriously, LOVE YOU. I don't know it what order you may or may not get these comments so this may or may not make sense. But, in my mono induced bed rest, I also pulled out Final Fantasy to play. That may or may not make sense based on whether you read my other comment first.

The best part is now that I have found your blog, I can now spend time enjoying myself by reading your past blogs. I don't usually comment. In fact, I believe this is my 5th comment of all time. I prefer to lurk. But, I had to say thanks for making my 41st day in bed less of a my-head-is-going-to-explode-from-boredom-day to a yay-i'm-so-glad-i-have-massive-amounts-of-time-to-explore-this-blog-day!

I...I think I love you. I followed you over from ...

2010-02-02T10:51:10.818-08:00

I...I think I love you. I followed you over from thebloggess. I couldn't resist the title of your post. I have mono, am bored out of my mind and this morning pulled out my Harvest Moon to try and distract me from the fact that I only had 2 hours of sleep last night.

Also not a stalker, just weird timing.